Zhou said a funny word, is: now the oil is too little, Chinese cooking oil, foreign merchants attracts mass into the cooking oil, is to alleviate the shortage of oil on the market, many foreign businessmen also launched a war of cooking oil. Of course, this is a joke, but there were some real foreign businesses and Chinese cooking oil smelting merchants to the idea, on against the current China into the gutter oil crisis.
"Our home and built a refined cooking oil company, a total of 100 home?" "What are you, my door to build 500?" you intimidated make it? This is our class classmate in the chat, this kind of phenomenon is normal. A total of 57 people in our class, there are 45 people didn't come today, because of the cooking oil fumes row in the home, poisoning in the hospital for illness, only no factories near the hospital. The teacher saw came 12 people don't even in the class.
However, because of the cooking oil used in the car, go to the restaurant to eat, don't worry, this point. Is unfortunate, but add the cooking oil after 93, the car ran up, people gradually began to ride a bike, walk, ride a electric bicycle, scientists are studying a solar car.
The cooking oil outnumbered, was defeated by the people of justice, but factories are closed down, a lot of people out of work, the restaurant and used cooking oil, ah, have a good cooking oil or not?
周立波說過一句很搞笑的一句話，是：現在石油太少了，外國商家看上了中國的地溝油，正在大批量進地溝油，以緩解市場上石油的供應不足，許多外國商家還發起了地溝油戰爭。當然，這是開玩笑的話，可是真有一些外國商家和中國煉地溝油的商家打起了這個主意，害的現在的中國陷入了地溝油危機。
“我們家門口又建了一家煉地溝油的公司，一共有100家了呢。”“你這算什么，我家門前一共建了500家呢.”你是不是被嚇倒了了?這是我們班同學在聊天，這種現象已經見怪不怪。我們班一共57人，今天沒來的就有45人，都是因為連地溝油的廢氣排到了家里，中毒了在醫院養病，只有醫院附近沒有工廠。老師看到就來了12人連課都不上了。
不過，因為地溝油都用在汽車上，去飯館吃飯，就不用擔心了，這樣也好點。但是汽車可倒霉了，加了地溝油93號以后，車子跑不起來，漸漸人們開始騎自行車、走路、騎電動自行車，科學家們紛紛研究太陽能車。
最后地溝油寡不敵眾，被正義的人們打敗了，可是工廠都倒閉了，許多人失業了，飯館又用地溝油了，哎，到底是有地溝油好還是沒有好呢?
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