別老記著? 這能忘得掉嗎?
Forget? You want me to forget?
我這腦子 啥東西忘得掉啊!
This mind does not forget.
從我媽給我斷奶后 我就沒忘掉過一件事
I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.
- 那天是周二 下著毛毛雨 - 好了...
- It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay...
你哭什么
Why are you crying?
我哭我自己蠢啊
Because I'm stupid!
那也沒理由哭啊
That's no reason to cry.
人只有悲傷的時候才該哭
One cries because one is sad.
比如說 其他人都太蠢我感到悲傷
For example, I cry because others are stupid
所以我才哭
我和許多女生交往過
Well,I've dated plenty of women.
Joyce Kim還有Leslie Winkle...
There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...
通知牛津英語詞典的編輯們
Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary.
"許多"現(xiàn)在被重新定義為"兩個"
The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."
Sheldon 你是個聰明人
Sheldon,you are a smart guy.
- 你得知道 - 我是"聰明人"?
- You must know... - I'm "smart"?
要被歸為"聰明人" 我得去掉60點智商才行
I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart."
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz.
我是碩士
I have a Master's degree.
誰不是?
Who doesn't?
多年來 我們一直潛心 試圖探究他將如何繁衍后代
Over the years,we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.
我主張的是有絲分裂
I'm an advocate of mitosis.
什么?
I'm sorry?
我相信 總有一天 當Sheldon吃到 一定量的泰國菜
I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food
他就會分裂成兩個Sheldon
and split into two Sheldons.
另一方面 我在想Sheldon可能 是他這個物種的幼蟲狀態(tài)
On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species,
有一天他會做繭 不出倆月 就破繭成蝶
and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.
Howard 電話在響!
Howard,the phone is ringing!
我有個瘋狂的主意 老媽 接電話如何!
Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!
你好?
Hello?
好的 稍等
All right,hold on.
是你朋友 Leonard!
It's your friend,Leonard!
他想知道你為什么今天沒去上學!
He wants to know why you're not at school today!
我不是去上學 老媽 我在大學就職
I don't go to school,Ma. I work at a university.
那就是學校! 快接電話!
That's a school! Now pick up the phone!
我誰都不想理
I don't want to talk to anybody.
要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作業(yè)帶來嗎?
Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !
我沒什么家庭作業(yè)的`
I don't have homework.
我是個擁有工程學碩士的大爺們
I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering!
抱歉 了不起先生
Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.
想吃冰棒嗎?
Want me to get you a Popsicle?
櫻桃味的 好吧!
Cherry,please!
櫻桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了
I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.
你讓我真想自殺呀
You make me want to kill myself.
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